my response to your brilliant tags will come soon ;D


meanwhile, i HAVE to post this here.

today, my friend had like. this corn-ish (corny? hoho) thing on her right ring finger.



her -- ...its a wart.

me -- you know how to cure a wart?

her -- yeah--

me -- you cut the finger off.

her -- omg no! but i heard that you should dip it in liquid nitrogen..




the ironyyyyy.

xoxo;
9:27 pm

hello readers. i have a question for you all today. just tag or msn me your responses yup? thanks ;D


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do you believe that in this world there is that one person totally suited for you? if so, are you actually waiting for this 'the one'?

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xoxo;
8:33 pm

driving is such a bitch when person on the left says keep speed while person behind says slow down

person on the left says keep right while person behind says keep lane

AND BOTH ARE SHOUTING INSTRUCTIONS WHILE I PARK.

how to drive like that?

xoxo;
11:38 pm

ipassedipassedipassedipassedipassedipassedipassedipassedipassed :DDDDD

xoxo;
8:15 pm

driving test is officially freakier than the 'o' or 'a' levels.

i dont know how i'm gonna sleep tonight x.x

xoxo;
5:47 pm

annoyed.




Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes -- Fall Out Boy


I'm coming apart at the seams.
Pitching myself as leads in other people's dreams.
Like buzz, buzz, buzz.
Doc, there's a hole where something was.
Doc, there's a hole where something was.

Fell out of bed.
Butterfly bandage,
But don't worry.
You'll never remember,
Your head is far too blurry.
Put him in the back of a squad car
Restrain that man
He needs his head put through a cat scan.
Hey editor, I'm undeniable
Hey Doctor, I'm certifiable
I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match:
I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

So boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys
With their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Little girl
You got my staring eye
Or was it just a telescopic camera lie
Pretty dolls in the highway
Truck stop stalls
Lock-less jails to deny my rules
So rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk when you leave the room
I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match:
I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

Boycott love
Detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys
With their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy

Detox just to re-tox
Detox just to re-tox
Detox just to re-tox
Detox just to re-tox

So boycott love (Boycott love)
Detox just to re-tox
Boycott love (Boycott love)

So boycott love (Boycott love)
Detox just to re-tox
And I’d promise you anything for another shot at life
Imperfect boys with their perfect lives
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(wants to hear you sing)
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

xoxo;
10:35 pm

check this article out. first three paragraphs are damn friggin funny. i'll post excerpts under.

Plight of the Living Dead

"...Just head for the nearest Land Registry Office, bribe an official, declare the owner dead and transfer the land to your name...

..."I'm here. I'm alive," Lal Bihari told revenue officials after discovering he was listed as deceased in 1976...

...It took Lal Bihari 18 years to get his life and his land back. During that time, he added the word Mritak, or Dead, to his name and to prove that he was living sought arrest, tried to run for parliament, kidnapped the son of the uncle who had stolen his property, threatened murder, insulted judges, threw leaflets listing his complaints at legislators in the state assembly and demanded a widow's pension for his wife.... (wtf hahahaha)

...Unable to make headway, Lal Bihari The Dead sought the company of other ghosts in Uttar Pradesh...

...Lal Bihari is not sure how many members there are in his Association of Dead People. He's vague about its constitution, it has no funds and no one of importance is paying any attention--at least for now..."

xoxo;
9:39 pm

ahem to all my female (and male) readers, i bring to you class 95's list of things a girl should do to keep the guy by her side.

actually, i wonder how many of my female readers are attached. haahha

7. tell him a secret
6. show interest in his life outside of you
5. get him tickets to the big game
4. tell him how strong he is
3. let him go out with the boys and get hammered
2. initiate physical affection


1. dress up for him.


there you have it. have a happy valentine's day ;D

xoxo;
9:18 pm

the fighting inside hasnt ended, similarly for the one outside.

xoxo;
7:48 pm

i quote this from shane

who quoted this from someone else. hahaha


'on a sign: without love, life is just taking a breath after another .

scribbled underneath: without breath, love is just necrophilia.'

xoxo;
11:16 pm

The primates can identify photos of their acquaintances' rears and match them with the right faces--an ability that may elude humans, experts say.





oh.my.god!

xoxo;
10:37 pm