this conversation, lasting not more than
one minute in its entirety, took place in the office today.
what happened was this -- i had a friend, z, who had a container of food on his table for dinner. i was standing there chatting with him when another friend, y, pops by. this then happens:
y: waaah you have so much food!
z: you want some?
y: nah, no thanks.
me: DONT GIVE HIM ANY.
y: whyyyy?
me: you just said you didnt want any.
y: huh? when?
PWNT.
